The green frog sounds like he’s mocking you. He calls out “GUNK! Gunk! Gunk!,” which is oft compared to a banjo twang, but he may as well be saying “Uh doy!”
This should really be notated in bass clef but I don’t want to confuse anyone anymore than usual. And I certainly don’t want any crusty bassists coming around here. It does sound like the first bar of a funky bassline though.
Choruses of these little guys will get together and host a sing-off to settle territorial disputes. It’s basically Battle Rap for frogs. There is nothing more civilized than men settling their differences with poetry and song. The War Department should immediately cease all operations and occupations at home and abroad, unless they can come up with a worthy Homeric verse.
Green frogs also scream like a girl when they get spooked and jump in the water. I would link a YouTube video, but most of them involve animal abuse. Instead just walk by a pond and let it happen.
Some say they’re turning the frogs gay. In reality, green frogs are naturally trans, but are increasingly genderfluid due to chemical pesticides. No analogy is being made here to Gen Z, so don’t you dare think it.
