While wandering around the woods recently, I came upon a mutation of thrushes. That’s what a group of thrushes is called: a mutation. Ancient scientists believed thrushes mutated on their 10th birthday, growing new legs or something, which is strange because they only live 9 years. Scientists used to be so stupid, not the infallible […]
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A Tetris
In the late ’80s, the Soviet mind game Tetris invaded American shores. I was busy ducking under a desk for weekly air-raid drills in the basement of my elementary school. You see in those days, it was the right-wing conservatives who were hyping the Soviet threat. Now everything’s flip-flopped and it’s the libs who see […]
Game Boy
Birds and videogames. That’s what we’re all about these days. I don’t play videogames anymore, and birds are kinda annoying, but I still like them both for some reason. With all of the Nintendo shilling on this blog, the humble grey E-brick known as Game Boy has never been mentioned once, and that’s got to […]
The G6 Conspiracy
As the government spends billions of public funds trying to blackmail you into getting an experimental shot, everyone and their grandma is now a shill, and some celebrities are having fun with it. Mariah Carey posted this video to her Instagram recently and I’ve bothered to notate it. There is a popular “conspiracy theory” that […]
The Jogger
Sorry, your browser doesn’t support HTML5 video, but you can download this video from our website. We made this short inspirational film. Please watch “The Jogger” and comment below why you like it.
