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Healing Tones

The Solfeggio frequencies are an ancient scale written about in the book Healing Codes for the Biological Apocalypse. The 9 frequencies were derived from numerology, and are said to be able to cure cancer, help you quit electronic smoking, and repair your DNA. The book combines conspiracy theory, new ageyness, pseudo-musical science, and biospiritual activism […]

Turn! Turn! Turn! (to Everything There Is a Signal)

The classic Car Turn Signal is a sloppy shuffle. Like a horse walk, the turn signal clip clops along at a swinging uneven beat. Perhaps the turn signal of the automobile was designed to mimic the turning of the equestrian’s steed, harking back to that ole clippity-clop. Compare with the equine version. The Car Turn […]

Star-Spangled Beyoncé

Much ado has been made in the media about Beyoncé’s lip-synched performance of the Star-Spangled Banner at the 2013 POTUS Inauguration, but in today’s perfectly pitched world, lip-synching is fairly common for these high profile events, and especially so for National Special Security Events. The fan fallout today is not nearly as bad as say, […]

Ringtunes

Ringtones are one of the most common forms of modern day noise pollution, heard billions of times a day arpeggiating out of ubiquitous buttocks, or even more insidious when unheard—hallucinated in schizophonia—or summoned to mind as earworms, or called forlornly in the mind’s ear while in the throes of nomophobia (the fear of ‘no mobile […]

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Big Surprise

We made a little holiday video for the pagan Christmas carol classic “Big Surprise” from the movie The Life & Adventures of Santa Clause. It’s by Rankin-Bass Productions, the company that ruined your childhood with many other scary puppet and animated movies. TL&AoSC features this sprightly little number below, “Big Surprise”, about the invention of […]

The Oldest Song

We made a video for The Oldest Song—a music video, as it were. The Oldest Song (Hurrian Hymn no.6.) was discovered on clay tablets in the Ancient Syrian city of Ugartit and is estimated to be about 3,400 years old. This version is performed half on toy classroom instruments, and half on traditional rock ‘n’ […]