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My phone’s message tone is the best. It plays a nice E suspended fourth arpeggio that resolves to a high major third. Click below to listen.

It sure beats some bullshit marimba or whatever you have on your phone.

The tone of my phone is so pleasant, I don’t even mind when people text me to “go fuck myself.” What phone is this? I’m not telling. It is the only one of its kind in existence, and I alone possess it.

In closing, I would be remiss if I didn’t also include the tab of the above chord.

E——————--16———
B—————-12————-
G————14—————--
D——————————-
A——--14———————
E—-12————————-

It’s a stretcher, but well worth the effort.