I heard there was a secret Chord, that David played, and it pleased the Lord.
Behold! The God Chord. It has all the notes; the Gamut. To play it, or any of the 11 Sacred Inversions is forbidden, but here it is anyway. Just drag over the colored unstemmed noteheads.
Men are flat. Women are sharp. Boys are sharp Audiences are flat. Gods have perfect pitch, but sing godawful Chords like the one above―the one that will swallow your soul.
I’ll swallow your soul. I’ll swallow your soul.
